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Railway escalator standers

simon gray - 2016-01-14, 09:30:52

Person who stops walking near the top of the train escalator - you're the worst kind of left-side escalator stander. 

Pod people

simon gray - 2016-01-12, 10:15:06

Woman in front of me in works canteen queue, giving every impression it was the first time she'd paid for something by card. #yolo

The morning

simon gray - 2016-01-08, 07:54:22

If I'm not mistaken, that looks like frost out there. Best wear my english country goth chick chic coat. 

Pierre Boulez RIP

simon gray - 2016-01-06, 13:14:59

Composer Pierre Boulez has sadly died; his daughter Patti is said to be distraught. Inheritance of the royalties for the Planet of the Apes novel series is yet to be decided.

Windows 10 update

simon gray - 2016-01-06, 12:14:16

Windows 10 is telling me all my files are exactly where I left them. Which is good to hear, I'm sure. 

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