When you get to the end of your coffee and realise you forgot to put the milk in it.
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Person who stops walking near the top of the train escalator - you're the worst kind of left-side escalator stander.
See also: 'the unit cost of a CD is 70p, so why should I have to pay £10 for one' - TripAdvisor review.
'Subtle' is the word I'd use to describe the flavour. Not bland, subtle.
Today's the day the #localgov Twitter world will orgasm over grit.
Woman in front of me in works canteen queue, giving every impression it was the first time she'd paid for something by card. #yolo
Who will take over the ownership of the family knifemaking firm now he's died?
If I'm not mistaken, that looks like frost out there. Best wear my english country goth chick chic coat.
Composer Pierre Boulez has sadly died; his daughter Patti is said to be distraught. Inheritance of the royalties for the Planet of the Apes novel series is yet to be decided.