I do wish the toilet paper dispensers on trains - all trains - weren't so crap.
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In John Lewis, with a friend who was looking for a salad spinner. Neither of the two assistants working in the kitchen department knew what a salad spinner is.
Here's a thing which occurs to me - do celebrity television astronomers (such as eg Maggie Aderin-Pocock) get a bit narked seeing celebrity television particle physicists such as Brian Cox fronting space programmes?
When you get to the end of your coffee and realise you forgot to put the milk in it.
Person who stops walking near the top of the train escalator - you're the worst kind of left-side escalator stander.
See also: 'the unit cost of a CD is 70p, so why should I have to pay £10 for one' - TripAdvisor review.
'Subtle' is the word I'd use to describe the flavour. Not bland, subtle.
Today's the day the #localgov Twitter world will orgasm over grit.
Woman in front of me in works canteen queue, giving every impression it was the first time she'd paid for something by card. #yolo