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Wordpress security
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2016-03-07, 08:00:00
Seen on Twitter last night - a company selling insurance against one's Wordpress installation being hacked. If the Wordpress security landscape has got so bad that people need insurance to pay for recovery after a potential hack, I'd say it's time to stop using Wordpress. #internet #webdev
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That moment when you’re making the separate dinner for the deBaby because yours can’t be babified & think ‘i wouldn’t mind that for myself’.
(cabbage, red pepper. onion, cumin seed, and caraway seed, since you were wondering)
#cheatcuisine
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I’ve come home to a news story that apparently the Russians spied on Mao Tse-Tung’s poo. It’s a glorious life, the life of a spy.
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iPhone sales figures
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2016-01-27, 09:08:10
END OF THE IPHONE AND IMMINENT COLLAPSE OF APPLE KLAXON!!11!!
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Spiralised vegetables
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2016-01-25, 20:38:30
I give them another four months before people have forgotten they ever existed.
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I do wish the toilet paper dispensers on trains - all trains - weren't so crap.
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Obscure kitchen utensils
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2016-01-19, 18:01:38
In John Lewis, with a friend who was looking for a salad spinner. Neither of the two assistants working in the kitchen department knew what a salad spinner is.
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Celebrity scientists
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2016-01-16, 09:37:21
Here's a thing which occurs to me - do celebrity television astronomers (such as eg Maggie Aderin-Pocock) get a bit narked seeing celebrity television particle physicists such as Brian Cox fronting space programmes?
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Drinking in the dark
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2016-01-15, 07:10:31
When you get to the end of your coffee and realise you forgot to put the milk in it.
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Radio Four comedy
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2016-01-14, 19:01:51
With so much recent dross for the #radio4 #630comedy, John Finnemore continues to be a genuine comedy genius.
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Railway escalator standers
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2016-01-14, 09:30:52
Person who stops walking near the top of the train escalator - you're the worst kind of left-side escalator stander.
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The price of things
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2016-01-14, 07:48:51
See also: 'the unit cost of a CD is 70p, so why should I have to pay £10 for one' - TripAdvisor review.
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'Subtle' is the word I'd use to describe the flavour. Not bland, subtle.
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Today's the day the #localgov Twitter world will orgasm over grit.
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Woman in front of me in works canteen queue, giving every impression it was the first time she'd paid for something by card. #yolo
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Who will take over the ownership of the family knifemaking firm now he's died?
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If I'm not mistaken, that looks like frost out there. Best wear my english country goth chick chic coat.
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Pierre Boulez RIP
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2016-01-06, 13:14:59
Composer Pierre Boulez has sadly died; his daughter Patti is said to be distraught. Inheritance of the royalties for the Planet of the Apes novel series is yet to be decided.
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Windows 10 update
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2016-01-06, 12:14:16
Windows 10 is telling me all my files are exactly where I left them. Which is good to hear, I'm sure.
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2016-01-06, 00:28:08'I've made 10 albums and none of them match up to Never Mind The Bollocks - and I'm an arrogant bastard, seriously'. Class.
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