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Obscure kitchen utensils

simon gray - 2016-01-19, 18:01:38

In John Lewis, with a friend who was looking for a salad spinner. Neither of the two assistants working in the kitchen department knew what a salad spinner is. 

Celebrity scientists

simon gray - 2016-01-16, 09:37:21

Here's a thing which occurs to me - do celebrity television astronomers (such as eg Maggie Aderin-Pocock) get a bit narked seeing celebrity television particle physicists such as Brian Cox fronting space programmes?

Railway escalator standers

simon gray - 2016-01-14, 09:30:52

Person who stops walking near the top of the train escalator - you're the worst kind of left-side escalator stander. 

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